Your Mama never wanted to think about vaginal dryness. But two babies and a lactating rack do not contribute to a tropical environment, if you know what I mean.
Least Likely 2 Breed recognizes that many post-partum ladies need a little boost when they’re, as Mom puts it, “too dry for a bone.” That’s why they formulated Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly.
Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly prepares your ladybits for action with the magic of Coconut oil, the natural heat of Ginger essential oil, the sweet smell of Orange essential oil, and the slippery soft goodness of Vitamin E. Unlike over the counter lubricants, this balm contains no parabens, glycerin, silicone, or petroleum. Because dude? Just because you pushed a bowling ball through your love canal doesn’t make it a machine.
At just under $6, Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly is cheaper than most OTC lubes. However, be aware that oil-based personal lubricants should not be used with condoms and may not be compatible with all sex toys. (If that’s what you’re into, as Jemaine would say.)
When shopping for lubricants, hemorrhoid ointments, diaper rash cream and stretch mark oil, mothers could use a good laugh. Luckily, Least Likely 2 Breed’s website will make you laugh your balls off while you’re trying to soothe some of life’s discomforts. Go over there and see what I’m talking about.
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Free Stuff Alert – THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED – Congrats… Christopher…
Least Likely 2 Breed is offering a free tin of Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly to one lucky reader. You can enter to win up to two times. Just:
- Visit Least Likely 2 Breed. Comment with your favorite product.
- Tweet about this giveaway, with a link to this post. Comment with your twitter username!
Giveaway ends March 4th at Noon EST. Always comment with a valid email address. Giveaway open to US and Canadian residents only. A winner will be chosen at random.
About the author: Maria is surrounded by boys. She gets all aflutter when she finds good deals, new episodes of Gossip Girl, and big bold bottles of red wine. Read more from this author.
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I am not a new mom or breastfeeding but am perimenapausal and that can be bad too!
I would like to try the Whale Oil for my scars.
OMG I love that site!!! I would LOVE to try the Bad Ass Booty Balm!!!
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When I have kids I would definitely use the Tough Titties Nipple Rub. I have heard some horror stories about breast feeding & I think that Rub would help. Love this site – it’s hilarious!
The Whale Oil to heal scars is intriging.I am a subscriber.
I love that site! They have a great sense of humor. I like the Bad Ass Booty Balm the most.
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The Bad Ass Booty Balm would be hawt!!!
Interesting site. I could really use the whale oil.
Bad Ass booty Balm was cute. But I’m hankering for the Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly
bad ass for sure
Could totally use the whale oil. Awesome site.
I woudl like the bad ass booty balm!
LOL I love the names of the products!
My favourite is the Tough Titties Nipple Rub!
Thanks
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Win Mother Effers V J J jelly
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I hope I did this correctly, I’m very new to Twitter!
Thanks for a great giveaway
I would like to try ROID RAGE.
I could use some Roid rage…unfortunately.
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ooh, I’d love to win this! Pregnancy is taking a toll on me…
The “Thank You” lip balm sounds great, too! Thanks for the giveaway!
I like the Bad Ass Booty Balm the most.
The What Oil looks like it could really be useful.
whale oil for scars
Whale Oil for me
I like the Tough Titties Nipple Rub I think the names of the products are hilarous!!
I would love to try the whale oil! Fun stuff!
I like the Thank You lip balms!
OMG! I need to get Roid Rage for a friend that is going through chemo right now. She swears it is making every problem she has worse, including this one.
Thank You lip balms
Whale oil
I want the Tough Titties Nipple Rub.
The Whale Oil could be good for scars and other marks.
Bad Ass Booty Balm – although all of them sound like great products.
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Mother Effer’s Va-J-J Jelly sounds fantastic, but I also love the name of the Tough Titties Nipple Rub and think it sounds like an awesome product. ^.^
love the names of the stuff! too great!
ok…i’m gonna say it…the roid rage looks great!!
Whale Oil for scars! I just had a wreck and need to buy this!
i would like the whale oil, i have BAD stretch marks
imjessica(at)mail(dot)com
Rhoid Rage for a household member. We won’t tell him I want it for him.
tough titties nipple rub, great titles for these products!
yzgirl4[at]verizon[dot]net
Love the site! I’d like to try the Hand Job! LOL these names are cracking me up!
haha i like the bad ass booty balm.
whale oil, i have bad scarring,
by the way- great giveaway! lol
Bad Ass booty Balm
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I like the Bad Ass Booty Balm.
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Gotta have that mother effer Bad Ass Booty Balm .
Roid Rage-like the sound and what it does
bad ass booty balm
roid rage
These are so funny! I would love to also try the Thank You Better Than Average Lip Balm! Thanks!
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Hilarious website! Please let me try the ” roid rage”.
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Thank You Better Than Average Lip Balm, love, love, love the names, makes it fun!
I would love to try the Whale Oil!
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My favorite product is Tough Titties Nipple Rub.
Like to try the Whale Oil! Thanks!
OMG ~ I love the products! I really love the bad ass booty balm. Thanks!
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I love the Thank You Better Than Average Lip Balm!
I love the Thank You Better Than Average Lip Balm!
THAT’S SO FUNNY!
I could really use both of these – Thank You Better Than Average Lip Balm & Roid Rage